No More Boring Greeting Cards: Introducing Greeting Cards for Horrible People
Let’s be honest—most greeting cards suck.
They’re all pastel flowers, glitter glue, and sappy “thinking of you” poems that sound like they were written by a bored intern on their lunch break. And for some reason, people keep buying them. Well… not anymore.
Greeting Cards for Horrible People is here to burn the stale Hallmark aisle to the ground and replace it with something better—cards that are actually funny, wildly inappropriate, and definitely not for the faint of heart.
If you’ve ever stood in front of the greeting card section, flipping through generic “Happy Birthday” options and thinking, Wow, this all feels like a hostage situation, you’re our people.
Funny Cards for All Occasions (Even the Awkward Ones)
Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, divorce, or the kind of life event you probably shouldn’t joke about—but absolutely will—we’ve got you covered. Our cards are:
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Hilarious & Offside – The kind of humor that makes you laugh first and question your morals later.
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Memorable – Your card won’t get tossed in the recycling bin the next morning—it’ll get pinned to the fridge for years.
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Perfectly Inappropriate – Because sometimes the right words are the wrong words.
We believe every moment in life deserves to be celebrated… even if it’s with a wildly unfiltered punchline.
Not for the Faint of Heart
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between “dark comedy” and “I can’t believe they just said that,” you’re in the right place. We don’t do safe. We don’t do sugar-coated. We do brutally honest, hilariously inappropriate greeting cards for people who prefer truth over fluff.
And yes, we’ve heard it all—“That’s offensive,” “You can’t say that in a card,” “My grandma would be horrified.” To which we say… exactly.
Why Settle for Average?
There are enough boring greeting cards in the world. You deserve something better—something that makes you laugh until you snort, roll your eyes in disbelief, or cry actual tears (of joy… or shame, we don’t judge).
So, skip the dull stuff. Give a card that’s as bold, inappropriate, and unapologetic as you are.
We’re launching this week—which means you can finally stop sending boring cards and start sending cards that will either:
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Make someone’s day
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Get you uninvited from family dinners
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Both
👉 Check out the full collection now: Greeting Cards for Horrible People
Because life’s too short for bad wine, weak coffee, and boring greeting cards.